Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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