I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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