We're like a lot better than the average bears
Barsexuality is the new black.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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