Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
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