we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
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