It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
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