are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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