: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I am a bulletproof tiger!
Haha. Nice, be careful tonight.
I'm gonna have to get my windshield replaced. Is the keg beat?
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Randomize
