Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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