its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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