He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
one might say we're banned from that church
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
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