Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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