I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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