I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
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