I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
I need a burrito and a hug.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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