what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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