and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
only you would photoshop your dick
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
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