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I'll bet she douches with gravy.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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