I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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