So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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