sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
Randomize
