idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
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