girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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