Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
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