Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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