Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
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