yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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