its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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