I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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