dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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