You surviving the open bar?
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He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
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