Need sex. Gaining weight.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
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