white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
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