This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
He? As in you personified your dick?
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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