Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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