Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
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