So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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