forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
My hand turned me down
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
Bring me that man meat
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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