Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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