the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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