Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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