that's an acceptable place to lick
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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