it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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