There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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