Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
did i walk over a car last night?
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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