That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
