I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
It was his birthday this weekend. I had to carry him 6 blocks, in 3 inch heels. The entire time he was trying to molest me, eat my face, and try to stop every two feet to tie his shoe. He would light a cigarette, forget about it, almost burn everyone, throw it out, then decide he wanted to smoke. He kept repeating that he trusts me with his life.
...Wow...
I could be a kindergarten teacher
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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