i broke my thumb. i no longer have 2 opposable thumbs. i'm sub-human. i love vicodin.
Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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