North Korea, Best Korea!
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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