craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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