Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
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