We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
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