You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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