Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
Randomize
