We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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