Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
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