Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Don't make out with my wife yet
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
send nudes
from the living room?
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
Randomize
